A fourth collection of head-scratching nanopieces by K.M. Halpern: humorous, horrifying, bemusing, and completely unclassifiable. This book is absolutely unique except for its three predecessors and the endless stream of cheap knock offs in the production pipeline (plus the minutes from that one very odd town council meeting in Idaho).
Learn why Ahab missed, how to avoid being labeled a forester, why it’s important to show up very very late, and how to avoid being spontaneously spousified. Everything you need in order to live a short, cautionary tale of a life is presented here in eyepopping Palatino twelve-point. For one millionth the price of a college education, you can learn a million times as much.
